Real Devo: life isn’t a fairytale
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By Staff Writer Kalli Simmerman

Watching all of those Disney movies while growing up can really give a girl misconceptions. I don’t know about anyone else but a guy never tracked me down and asked me to marry him just because I had left my shoe at his house. Nor did I ever stumble upon an enchanted castle in the middle of the woods with a cursed prince waiting inside. Don’t get all upset just because I’m bashing on those movies a bit. I loved them when I was a kid (still do!)… even if they are liars. (more…)

real cause: ambush!

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by Staff Writer Kalli Simmerman

It’s happened to all of us. We come home from a long day of school or work (sometimes both!), kick off our shoes, settle down on the couch for a night full of mind-numbing television when, suddenly, it’s on. We’re ambushed by THE commercial. You know which one I’m talking about. Clips of starving kids, usually accompanied by a heartbreaking song and the voice of an older man or woman telling you about their suffering and how you can help.

Call me a bad person, but I HATE those commercials. (more…)

real story: gainfully un-employed

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By RTF Staff Writer Kalli Simmerman

“We’ll no longer be needing you.” When I read that email, my stomach just clenched. Only a few days before I had been informed that I was being let go from my other job due to budget cuts in the school. Now, within a matter of two days, I was completely unemployed. (more…)

real story: trust

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By RTF Staff Writer Kalli Simmerman

Ever done one of those trust exercises where you fall back and let a friend catch you?

Well I haven’t. It’s not that I don’t trust my friends. I would trust them wholeheartedly with certain things. Such as taking care of my things if I was gone, or handling my money, or my feelings given a certain situation.

However…

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real devo: more than skin deep

By RTF Staff Writer Kalli Simmerman

Let’s face it folks, we’re naturally judgmental. (more…)

real devo: be your own role model

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By Staff Writer Kalli Simmerman

My friend and I were looking around a music store one day when suddenly she picked up a CD and shouted excitedly “Oh my gosh! I freakin love her! She’s my role model!”

I looked at the barely clothed woman on the cover and crinkled my nose in disgust. “Why?” (more…)

real poem: temptations

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By  RTF Staff Writer Kalli Simmerman

Here’s money lying on a desk.

Just sitting there in plain sight!

No one else is around…

It would be so easy.

All I would have to do is walk by.

It’s just a few ones.

Who would notice them missing? (more…)

real story: it’s just God bowling

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By RTF Staff Writer Kalli Simmerman

My little brother means the world to me. Ever since we were very little I’ve always felt like I needed to be there to protect him. I remember once after school we were hunkered down in the living room of our trailer, watching a thunderstorm outside the front window. It was raining so hard that we couldn’t even see past the front porch. It was times like that when I would get paranoid about tornadoes (being as young as I was, living smack dab in Tornado Alley, it was kind of hard not to).

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