By RTF Editor B.J. Hamrick
My True Love,
Why did you leave so soon? We were so close. I spent all my time with you. I told you all my secrets.
You were the first one to know when I had a new story. The first one to know when I had late-night insomnia.
I ate with you. I cried on you. I was entertained by you. (more…)
By RTF Editor B.J. Hamrick
A few years ago I was walking along the sidewalk of a public building, minding my own business, when a woman came flying up to me and skidded to a stop. I swear — there were skid marks from her tennis shoes on the pavement.
By RTF Staff Writer Jamin Goecker
A lot of instances come to mind when I try to think about something funny that’s happened to me.
There’s the time I misheard someone on the phone when I took a message, so I told a lady that the Secret Service wanted to talk to her.
There’s the first time I drove a manual transmission on the streets. Got rear-ended.
There’s the time I became a “fisher of men” when I hooked a complete stranger in the hand while I was casting.
My personal favorite, however, would be the time I locked myself out of my car and used a slim jim to get inside. (more…)